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I've been watching this show lately with my 6-year-old son, Austin, who likes learning about space and planets and black holes and stuff. It's called How the Universe Works. And man, the universe has one hell of a story to tell. It all starts with, presumably, the Big Bang, wherein a single point in space barfs forth a hot, violent soup of particles and energy that take a few hundred million years just to cool down enough to begin coalescing into stars. You know. to "cool down" enough to become giant fucking balls of fire. Stars ignite. Star clusters form,. | The Universe Doesn t Give a Flying Fuck About You Johnny B. Truant Copyright 2012 by Johnny B. Truant Smashwords Edition I ve been watching this show lately with my 6-year-old son Austin who likes learning about space and planets and black holes and stuff. It s called How the Universe Works. And man the universe has one hell of a story to tell. It all starts with presumably the Big Bang wherein a single point in space barfs forth a hot violent soup of particles and energy that take a few hundred million years just to cool down enough to begin coalescing into stars. You know. to cool down enough to become giant fucking balls of fire. Stars ignite. Star clusters form and become galaxies. Rocks in space start running into each other and a few planets are created. Eventually the Earth is born. Hooray The Earth sits there for a few more billion years until after a lot of back and forth and general bureaucratic indecision life shows up. Very very recently humanity which is perfect and unique if you ignore how random it all seems makes its appearance. Hooray That lasts for a little while. Humans thrive. Invent the rotisserie. Build the internet. Watch porn. After a bit though and this part of the story is still unwritten but definitely coming the sun sloughs off its outer layers obliterating all of the inner planets as it dies. Then as the fusion at the sun s core that keeps it inflated runs out of raw materials it collapses into a white dwarf and the solar system weeps as it loses yet another great player to retirement. Hooray After this it gets really fun. The astrophysicists who used to think the universe was going to re-contract into the Big Crunch now say that the universe s expansion is actually accelerating. Meaning After enough time passes the Earth s old position Earth having been blown away aeons ago of course will be so distant from anything else that you d be able to look up into the sky and see absolutely nothing at all. Quite a story right This is the way .