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có thể shitbag văn hóa đế quốc tư bản. Nhưng cho Bono tín dụng. Ông tìm cái gì đó ra rằng tôi không. Một từ: Châu Phi. Nơi này là nhân viên kỳ diệu giống như một ngôi đền, cả một lục địa đầy xá. Chạm vào nó, và bạn chữa lành. Không có vấn đề bạn là ai, không có vấn đề làm thế nào tham lam hoặc thối, | can cultural imperialist shitbag capitalist. But give Bono credit. He figured something out that I didn t. One word Africa. The place is like a miracle worker shrine a whole continent filled with absolution. Touch it and you re healed. No matter who you are no matter how greedy or rotten if you invoke the cause of helping Africans you get a free pass on everything else. Sure Bono didn t think this up himself. He stole it from Princess Diana. Now Bill Gates has jumped on the Africa bandwagon too. And Madonna. But whatever. I like Bono. He s the only person I know who s more self-absorbed than I am. Which when you re not feeling good about your life can be a really great thing. With Bono you can hang out all night and never once get to talk about your problems. You just listen to Bono blather on about AIDS and Africa and poverty and debt relief and how The Edge still can t tune his friggin guitar by ear even after all these years and he still needs to use one of those electronic tuners instead. Oh believe me Bono is the black hole of Calcutta when it comes to conversation. A real barrel of laughs. If you ever start thinking your life sucks spend some time listening to Bono and his sob stories. So we started out in this bar in Palo Alto and he gets hammered of course. Next thing I know he s sobbing. Says he s seen this stupid Al Gore movie about global warming and he s freaking out. Oh Steve he says you should see the poor polar bears. Drownin We gotta do sumfin like have a concert or whatever. So I tell him hey first of all a real polar bear would bite your friggin head clean off and eat you alive. They re not exactly these cuddly little animal friends that Al Gore probably told you they are. Second I told him You know not to sound condescending or whatever because definitely I d like to go plan a little charity 67 concert with you but I m pretty busy these days because in case you haven t been reading the papers lately the feds are trying to put me in jail. .