tailieunhanh - Dead Men's Money By Joseph Smith Fletcher

“God damn it, shit kicker, can’t you keep this thing straight?” “If I hear one more mother fucking word out of that aborted fetus you call a face I’m going to tear your balls off and bury them up your ass.” There was a painfully loud grinding sound as the car bounced and shimmied through the endless wasteland. Here and there the landscape was dotted with bits of debris, shredded rubber, cracked slabs of concrete, but by and large the years of harsh sandstorms had washed the area clean | Dead Land Junior and Pinto A boy and his car By Clancy Smith Copyright 2011 Clancy Smith Smashwords Edition 1 - Junior and Pinto - A Boy and His Car God damn it shit kicker can t you keep this thing straight If I hear one more mother fucking word out of that aborted fetus you call a face I m going to tear your balls off and bury them up your ass. There was a painfully loud grinding sound as the car bounced and shimmied through the endless wasteland. Here and there the landscape was dotted with bits of debris shredded rubber cracked slabs of concrete but by and large the years of harsh sandstorms had washed the area clean. Dead ahead a dark shape began to loom low on the horizon. Suddenly there was a painfully loud crack and Junior skittered wildly off the makeshift road the car correcting itself shakily. Jesus mother fuck you worthless load of shit What was that Junior said. My serpentine belt you worthless bitch. I told you to take care of that at the last outpost. Fuck it all to hell. That s about where we re headed. The guards along the outpost s watchtower heard the approaching car long before they saw it a painfully loud cacophony of sputtering and spitting squealing tires and explosions from 2 the exhaust. A massive plume of thick black smoke was the first thing visible on the winding road leading towards the portcullis. Christ take a look at this said the first guard to his companion passing him the binoculars. His friend pressed a button on the side of the visor and the view started zooming in x5 x10 x20. .until the car hurtling toward them could be seen in detail. What a piece of shit. What is that I d say it s one of those Pinto S-1 models if I didn t know any better said the first guard taking the binoculars back and having another look. They were all recalled. Bad circuitry weird shit in the mainframe all sorts of nonsense coming out everywhere. Suspension left a little to be desired too. God it must be a hundred years old if a day. Nobody driving .