tailieunhanh - dirty japanese everyday slang - part 5

hậu tố -san ("Ông" "Bà." hay "Cô") là một ví dụ về kính ngữ. Nó không được dùng để nói về chính mình hoặc nói về người nào đó trong công ty mình với một người ngoài do người cùng công ty với mình thuộc trong nhóm của người nói | .Fucked-up-edness deisui JtSi Whatever man you aren t going to remember any of these vocabulary words when you re sprawled out on the tatami mats breathing fire. But I guess maybe this will make for some nice hangover retrospection as you sit there trying to remember what happened last night. c I M STARTING TO GET. . .shite kichatta .buzzed. horoyoi. . .a little tipsy oh no yabai chotto fura fura. . .ni nattekita . .smashed. beron beron. . .really trashed. mõ guden guden. party Japanese 53 . .three sheets to the wind chõ deisui jyotai. Yesterday I got so smashed I was hitting on girls in the train kino nanka beron beron ni natte densha no naka de nanpa shimakuri 0 o -C1Ệ0Í-C A Ui Uo Don t try talking to him he s already three sheets to the wind. aitsu wa mõ chõ deisui jyotai nanode hanashi kakenai ho galze riHUMfo Yesterday I totally drunk-dialed my own sister kind sa jibun no ane ni yopparatte denwa nanka kakechimatta Hi my name s Nancy and I m an alcoholic konnichiwa watashi wa nanshĩ to ĩmasu aru chũ desu .Weed happa If you ve been in Japan for more than a couple days you ve probably noticed an elementary school kid or middle-aged lady sporting a marijuana-emblazoned T-shirt. This doesn t mean that said woman or child is down with the 420. On the contrary it probably means that they have no idea what bud is. This is how pot works in Japan you don t talk about it except with folks who do it. Kind of like swinging in America. Anyway there are plenty of people in Japan who enjoy a puff before a night 54 Dirts Japanese on the town and quite a few who enjoy more puffs than that. One caveat though outside of Hokkaido Japanese weed is really bad and I don t just say that because I m from Oregon. Especially in Tokyo you usually wind up with this turdy black hash that looks and smokes like some hippie just scraped it out of his homemade Fimo pipe. Note Not to harsh anyone s stony mellow but the laws in Japan in regard to possession and distribution of bud is not .