tailieunhanh - Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh -2

Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh -2 Để yêu thích một môn ngoại ngữ, cách tốt nhất là áp dụng chúng vào chính cuộc sống đời thường của chúng ta. Sau đây là một vài mẩu chuyện vui bằng tiếng anh vừa giúp các bạn học thêm từ vựng tiếng anh lại vừa như 1 cách thư giãn bổ ích. | Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh -2 Boss A man entered a pet shop wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars. Why does that parrot cost so much the man wondered. The owner replied Well it knows how to use a computer. The man asked about the next parrot on the perch. That one costs 1 000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system. Naturally the startled customer asked about the third parrot. That one costs 2 000 dollars. And what does that one do the man asked. The owner replied To be honest I ve never seen him do a thing but the other two call him boss Some Quotes Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same time cause one diet wasn t giving me enough food. - Barry Marter I love being married. I was single for a long time and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley You are not a kid anymore when you are obsessed with the thermostat. - Jeff Foxworthy It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck A Real Hero Sunday I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness the Walmart manager came and unplugged it. Thank G-d for Real Heros